the difference between this show and allllll the others: Jayne’s reaction to the hat is not AWWWW MOM WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WEAR THIS HAT but, instead, is THIS IS THE AWESOME HAT Y’ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW.
"You’re a very graceful woman, Inara." "I… thank you." "So here’s where I’m fuzzy. You got by that girl, came and found me, and somehow you just happened to trip and fall." "What do you mean?" "C’mon, Inara."